01 / Forgotten dimension
Rick left the gun.
Between Area 51 and the Citadel of Ricks, a silverback found an old portal gun. What started as a banana run became the greatest unmasking in multiverse history.
$UNMASK
The ultimate interdimensional ape who just ripped the final mask off the matrix. One portal away from pure chaos.
Launch
Pump.fun
Cashback
Traders
Tax
0 / 0
Supply
1B
Cashback coin. 100% of creator fees go to traders, not the deployer. Locked forever. Claim on Pump Terminal.
Transmission from C-137
The greatest unmasking in multiverse history
In a forgotten dimension between Area 51 and the Citadel of Ricks, a silverback gorilla found Rick's old portal gun — and used it.
02 / The scene
Everyone showed up.
Trump yelling it's all fake news. Elon livestreaming from a Cybertruck floating in the void. Paul the alien walking up to a classic E.T., grabbing the mask, and yanking it off.
03 / The reveal
The simulation glitched.
Underneath: a mildly annoyed face, caught mid-scroll, who preferred to stay hidden. The gorilla didn't flinch. He stared into the camera, lit a cigar made of pure Solana, and muttered the line.
04 / Final boss
Now we're cooking.
Wubba lubba dub dub. This isn't just a memecoin. It's the moment the simulation glitched and the ape became the final boss. $UNMASK is that frame, frozen, minted, unstoppable.
“Wubba lubba dub dub… now we're cooking.”
— The gorilla, lighting a cigar made of pure Solana
Interactive unmasking
Rip the final mask off the matrix
Paul grabbed it. You finish the job. Tap or drag the mask. The ape is already looking at you.
0%
Tap two or three times — or drag it off.
RIP THE MASK
tap or drag
Banana for scale
Tokenomics
Fair launch. Cashback coin. Creator fees go to traders — not the ape. Locked on-chain.
Launch
Pump.fun
Bonding curve. Fair. Instant.
Supply
1B
Fixed. No more apes.
Tax
0 / 0
Buy and sell. Clean.
Cashback
100%
Creator fees go to traders. Locked forever.
Dev fees
Zero
The ape does not siphon the curve.
Chain
Solana
Unstoppable. Obviously.
Dex, when the CA drops
Simulation integrity
0%
ERROR 404 · REALITY NOT FOUND
How to enter the portal
How to buy $UNMASK
Four steps on Pump.fun. No Jupiter. No Raydium until it graduates. If someone DMs you a different CA, they are the mask. Ignore them.
- 01
Get a Solana wallet
Phantom or Solflare. Install it, write down the seed, don't screenshot it, don't paste it into a portal.
- 02
Load SOL
Buy or bridge SOL. You need a little for the Pump.fun buy and the network fee. Bananas are not accepted as gas. Yet.
- 03
Open Pump.fun
Paste the $UNMASK contract on Pump.fun. Check the ticker is UNMASK. If the CA doesn't match, it's a fake. Ignore it.
- 04
Buy the curve
Buy on the bonding curve. Cashback from creator fees goes to traders — claim it on Pump Terminal. Do not wait for Raydium. The ape is the final boss.
Dimensions ahead
Roadmap
We don't do quarters. We do dimensions. The portal gun does not accept timelines.
Dim C-137
01
Pump.fun launch
CA is live. Cashback coin. Creator fees route to traders, not the deployer.
Dim Citadel
02
Trending chaos
Dexscreener, community raids, the Cyberbanana 3000 goes electric.
Dim Area 51
03
The unmasking
Graduation, listings, merch that shouldn't exist. Banana for scale.
Dim Final Boss
04
Simulation glitch
The ape stares into the camera. We don't flinch. We cook.
The scene
Cast of a crashed dimension
Official still from the glitch. Everyone else was in the frame. The ape didn't blink.
The Gorilla
Behold… the Cyberbanana 3000. (It's electric.)
Cyberbanana 3000
Banana for scale. Also for voltage.
The Portal
Wubba lubba dub dub. Last stop: chaos.